My name is Trevococcus Aureus and I am a loser. In fact, I am the biggest loser who ever took a breath. My nickname is Trevwards. I like to screw people over for money, material things, I like to mentally abuse woman, manipulate them and control them. I like to threaten woman, intimidate them into doing and saying what I want, because I'm the man you know. I'm the big man. At 5 feet I'm a really big man. I drive a big truck so that means I'm an even bigger man than the average big man. I rock. I rule. I care about no one but myself. No one but me matters. Yeh baby. That's me. Trevwards. The biggest loser on the planet.

This could be me...but it's not.....because this guy is taller, and better looking.

This here guy yeh he kinda looks like me, you know, kinda dopey looking, except he's smiling and I don't smile much.

He has a bit of fuzz on the sides there too happening........not me. I'm bald as bald. Big fat head. Big bald fat head. Big fat bald head.

If I was any more a loser I wouldn't exist...I'd just be lost. A lost loser. A lot of people would like me to get lost but I make up the rules. I have my own rules and those are the rules that I follow. I am the king and no one tells me what to do. I am the biggest baldest loser who ever took a breath.

I am Trevwards...... Trevococcus Aureus...like the virus. I am a virus. One that won't go away. A woman manipulating, intimidating, verbally abusive, controlling, threatening short bald LOSER.